NaBloPoMo Month - "GQ's 25 Least Influential People of 2013"

NaBloPoMo Month - "GQ's 25 Least Influential People of 2013"
Entry #24 - 11/24/2013

 

For the third straight year GQ has compiled and released a list of the 25 Least Influential People in 2013. According to the website it is a collection of individuals who have overstayed their welcome in the spotlight and used their fame for not a good goddamn thing.

 

In order to appreciate this years list...let us recap with the Top 3 Least Influential People of 2012...

 

 

1. Mitt Romney (2012 Republican Presidential Candidate)

2. Amanda Bynes (Former Child Star / Train Wreck)

3. Madonna (Pop Singer Icon)

 

Now with no further ado this year's 25 Least Influential People as ranked by GQ magazine!

 

 

25. Jodi Arias (Convicted Murdered and HLN's Breakout Television Star)

 

24. Dr. Cornel West (American philosopher and prominent member of the Democratic Socialist of America...who is also from Tulsa...)

 

23. Howard Kurtz (American journalist who was mean to the gay basketball player after he came out of the closet earlier this year and now works at Fox News...) - TIE

 

23. John King (American journalist at CNN who couldn't get any of the facts straight during the Boston Bombing event earlier this year...) - TIE

 

22. Edward Snowden (Former CIA employee and former NSA contractor who disclosed 200K classified documents to the press...CNN probably still reported at least 100K of them inaccurately...)

 

21. Lennay Kekua (Manti Te'o Fake Girlfriend...Enough Said...)

 

 

20. Zack Synder (American Sci-Fi movie film director who I think is responsible for the Ben Affleck as Batman crap this year...I was more interested to learn his current wife's name is Denise, while his ex-wife's name is Deborah...are they sisters...does he mistakenly call Denise, Deborah from time to time...)

19. Mike Jeffries (Chairman and CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch...also hates ugly people or maybe it's ugly sweaters...)

18. Ryan Reynolds (American Movie Star...Former People magazine Sexiest Man Alive who hasn't made a hit movie since The Proposal...)

17. President Barack Obama (If you don't know who he is...go read a book dumbass)

16. The Cicadas (Which is not a person, rather a bug that is big, dumb, smells and flies into trees...)

15. Alex Rodriguez (Baseball player who does drugs...)

14. Jann Wenner (Co-Founder and Publisher of Rolling Stone and current owner of Men's Health and US Weekly...who put the Boston Bomber terrorist on the cover of Rolling Stone this year...sadly John King reported the Boston Bomber terrorist was on the cover Ladies Home Journal...he later retracted that statement...)

13. Chris Culliver (Cornerback for the 49ers who was mean to the gay boys in pro-sports and as such lost the big game...)

12. Tim Tebow (A football player?)

11. Lady Gaga (Drag Queen...)

  
10. Will Smith & Family (American actor and his wife and his kids...apparently the little girl whips her weave or something like that I'm to understand...)

9. Angela Corey (State's attorney in Florida who was in charge of prosecuting George Zimmerman...)

8. Prince George (Really refer back to #17, but instead of book, read one of #14's magazines...)

7. Aaron Hernandez (Former Football player? Arrested for killing someone? Hopefully not in #9's jurisdiction...)

6. Miley Cyrus (Really now refer back to #8)

5. Pope Benedict XVI (Resigned his position as Pope...said he's not waiting for God to call him home...he's ready to retire NOW boo...)

4. Justin Bieber (Fizzling pop star who lost his monkey to the Germans...)

3. Anthony Wiener (Showed his wiener...multiple times...and thought he was going to be elected to Mayor of NYC...)

2. Paula Deen (Racist...)

1. Dennis Rodman (Crazy...)

Check out GQ's 25 Least Influential People of 2013 list here with their commentary.

Illustration by Steve Brodner
List Compiled by Drew Magary

Until Next Time...Ciao Bella...